Sunday, August 28, 2011

Campus kalakalam - Job Oka Joke

Ee madhya ye B.tech student ni chusina okate gola ..JOB.
vachinodu vachindani gola raanodu raaledani gola..
Ee raakapokalani decide chese worst concept ...campus placement.

College management evado vasthaadani ..edo manalni teesukuntadani... asalu mana kosame aa company puttindhani flop hero ki kotha director story chepinantha convincing ga cheptharu

adhi vini students andaru ohhhhhhhhh ekkadiko vellipotharu!! :P

Vere college lo unna friends call chesi aa company test masth easy undhi ra ..asalu edo formality ki rayadame ..aa test raayadam kante leave letter rayadame kashtam!!..asalu nuv keka puttisthav chudu antaru.


Idantha vinna manam ohh inkenti company manadhe ika ..ani intlo " Nanna!! job vasthe naaku bike ..amma.. naku job vasthe kotha mobile" anni variety variety korikalu koresi inkenti life settle aipoindani hero chance vachina harikrishna la feel aipotham

Exam roju manchiga formals vesukuni, neat ga tayarayyi, Resume lo pichi pichi ga pachi abadhaalu raasukuni, direct ga job first day report cheadaniki velthunna CEO laga veltham

Vellina ventane prathi okkadu mama manandari lo neeke job expect chesthunnam ..nuvvu keka kevvu antaaru ..manam rechipoi

Exam ki velle mundhu friends andariki all the best cheppesukuni..batting ki velthunna Sachin la, composing ki velthunna Rahman la, copy kottabothunna btech student la confidence kakkukuntu lopaliki veltham                                                               

Lopaliki velli kurchuni paper chudagaane....................                                                 


chukkalu ..nakshatralu ..galaxies motham kanipisthai..asalu entidhi anipisthundi.
Ventaney as usual typical btech student laga atu itu tirigi friends ni chusthe valla expression ila      
asalu em jaruguthondi ra ikkada annattu chustharu..

Inkemundi ...exam easy annanduku friends ni , sarigga prepare avvani manani banda boothulu tittukuni , oka sad expression pettukuni, chethilo pen pattukuni chadivindi guthu techukodaniki ghajini lo surya laga try chesi, chivariki pakkinti aunty sankranthi muggu kosam pettinattu ishtamochinattu chukkalu petti bayatiki vachestham.

kaaaaaaaani oka vishayam ..Students kante pedha optimists ee prapancham lone undaru.
Enni gslv lu fail aina malli try chese isro valla laaga " bhayya paper tough ga undi ra ..cut off baga taggistharu anukunta.. .Manaki kakapothe evariki vasthundi ra antaaru "
Adhi vini malli face lo chandramukhi kallalo kanipinchentha velugu vachesthundi

Inthalo sudden ga results antaaru..velli bindaas ga kurchunte ..vaadu vachi evo fees kattani student names laga 10-20 names chadivi migatha vallu dobeyachu antaadu .Andulo mana peru undadhu . anthe ika  
okkasari background lo Tide avaakkayyara ad gurthosthundi !!
select aina vallu avvani vallani chusi
Paiga appude intlo vallu call chestharu.Emaindi ra? ante ...

Student: :


Parent:   :........ ani acha telugu lo pachi mantralu start.Asalu nuvvu epudu chadivavu ra job raavadaniki ani jeevitham meedha virakthi vachetattu mechukuntaaru


Student:

Century kottadaaniki velli first ball lone duck out aipoina batsman la feel ayyi oka 3 to 4 days depression loki velthamu..tarvatha malli as usual.Vere job kosam malli pichi kukkalla kottukovadam start.

Prathi okkadu call chesi mama naku job vachindi ante....               






Chivariki edo oka dabba comany lo job raavadamo lekapothe Ms ani fix avvadamo jaruguthundi.

Intiki evarina relatives vachi parents ni mee vadu em chesthunnadu job ekkada vachindi ani adigithe ventane 
 
parents " vaadi moham emi chetakadhu ..Edo vachindi le" ani mechukuntunaro tidthunnaro ardham kaakundcheptharu.

Manam

Idi B.tech students katha ..vyatha..Ilaanti experience jeevitham lo malli malli raadhu .
So vachinapude njoy cheali .

Meerandaru alage njoy chesthu companies ki attend avthu ..biscuit chesukuntu munduki saagutaarani na hope :P

1 comments:

satish said...

ha ha chala chala bagundhi ra mainga centrelo expressions adhiripoyay

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