Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Campus Kalakalam 2 : OFFER AARATAM

Kavalanukunna company lo job raakapoyesariki shakti movie chusina audience ki vachinantha chiraaku vachi diguluga ga kurchunna time lo sudden ga telugu cinema lo situation lekunda song vachinattu oka company lo written test qualify ayipoi interview chance vasthundi.
ekkado kondalu guttalu vaagulu vankalu daatukuni aa placement jarugutunna college ki cherukunte....akkada interview lo manam baga prepare ayi vellina questions tappinchi anni adugutharu...
hobbies gurinchi prepare aithe habits gurinchi ..
studies gurinchi prepare aithe skills gurinchi ...
resume lo rasindi prepare aithe ranks gurinchi ..
project gurinchi prepare aithe plan gurinchi,
goals gurichi prepare aithe girlfriend gurinchi kuda adugutaru!!!


kani student eppudu chesedey akkada kuda chestadu ..vallu em adigina tanaku telisindi, vachindi, nachindey chepthadu ..
last ki interview evaru evarini chestunnaro kuda teliyani position ki vachinatarvatha ..interviewer ki jeevitam meeda virakti ,tana job meeda asahyam kaligi mental ga disturb ayyina state lo candidate selected ani raasthadu .
inka emundi ....



tana communcation skills to convincing ga confuse chesani ani feel aipoi intiki vachi six kotti worldcup gelipinchina Dhoni laga parents ki oka look ichi ventaney frns ki call chesi dabba kottukovadam start..

"mama naku job vachindi ra" ante ventaney "dash ga nenu select avvakunda nuvvu ela ayyavu ra" ani congratulate chestaru
friends tho matladina 2 mins ki oka jeevitha satyam telustundi ...
prema ki privacy entha importantoo..frnship ki party antha important ani :P
inthalo desert lo varsham vachinattu , balakrishna ki hit vachinattu suddenga inko company ekkado offcampus lo tagulukuntundi ..malli eesari kuda koncham tension and lots of luck tho indulo kuda select aipotham !!!!!!!!!!
japan lo sudden ga tsunami vachinatu okate saari 2 companies vachesariki ohh intlo, coll lo, apartment lo andaru "abba nuvu super... racha..dummu ..bheekaram..bhayankaram" ani ethestharu
daantho anandam tho aaksam anchuladaaka vellipotham ..malli party ivvali ani gurtochi back to earth...:P
ila rendu jobulu moodu partylu ga jeevitham saagipothundi ..
kaani ala saaaaagguthuuuuune untndi .. 2 days lo vasthundi anukuna offer letter 2 months aina raadu ..intlo parents... era? job annav ...podichestha annav ...offer letter edi ra? ante

iilanti expression okati ichi side aipotham.
koni rojulaki ventaney vachestundi anukunna letter asalu vasthunda raada ane doubt vasthundi..
inthalo sudden ga company ninchi mail ..adi chusi thrill aipoi birthday gift open chesinantha
feeling tho mail open chestam ...andulo company vaadu offer letter and date of joining tappinchi anni vishayala gurinchi raastadu ..congrats ..nuvu select ayyav ante nu kevvu keka  antadu ..ala suddenga.. date and offer letter tarvatha vastai.... ani mail end chesestadu

adi chadivi manam asalu em cheppadu indulo ?? ani
student :

parent :

friends :

idhe expressions relatives vachinappudu maarutai...vallu ee companies names ekkada vinnattu levey???!!!!! ani


relatives :

student :

friends(as usual) :
ee madhyalo evadiki ishtam vachinattu vaadu aa companies gurinchi raka rakaalu ga chitra vichitram ga cheptaru ...akkada pindestaru champestaru pichekkistaaru ani bhayapedtaaru.. adi vini manam....

ila aa company offer letter gurinchi wait chesi chesi cheseeeeee .... 2012 yugaantham raavadamo leka luck tho letter vachi company lo join ayyi ...aa work bharinchaleka yugaantham vasthe baavundu ra nayana ani feel avadamo jarugutundi...

idhi every B.tech student offer letter kosam pade aaratam chese poraatam :P
so my dear friends meerandaru kuda ilaage wait chestu pray chestu njoy chestu untarani hope :P
Andariki 
Seegrameeva offer letter  praaptirastu:P

Sunday, August 28, 2011

Campus kalakalam - Job Oka Joke

Ee madhya ye B.tech student ni chusina okate gola ..JOB.
vachinodu vachindani gola raanodu raaledani gola..
Ee raakapokalani decide chese worst concept ...campus placement.

College management evado vasthaadani ..edo manalni teesukuntadani... asalu mana kosame aa company puttindhani flop hero ki kotha director story chepinantha convincing ga cheptharu

adhi vini students andaru ohhhhhhhhh ekkadiko vellipotharu!! :P

Vere college lo unna friends call chesi aa company test masth easy undhi ra ..asalu edo formality ki rayadame ..aa test raayadam kante leave letter rayadame kashtam!!..asalu nuv keka puttisthav chudu antaru.


Idantha vinna manam ohh inkenti company manadhe ika ..ani intlo " Nanna!! job vasthe naaku bike ..amma.. naku job vasthe kotha mobile" anni variety variety korikalu koresi inkenti life settle aipoindani hero chance vachina harikrishna la feel aipotham

Exam roju manchiga formals vesukuni, neat ga tayarayyi, Resume lo pichi pichi ga pachi abadhaalu raasukuni, direct ga job first day report cheadaniki velthunna CEO laga veltham

Vellina ventane prathi okkadu mama manandari lo neeke job expect chesthunnam ..nuvvu keka kevvu antaaru ..manam rechipoi

Exam ki velle mundhu friends andariki all the best cheppesukuni..batting ki velthunna Sachin la, composing ki velthunna Rahman la, copy kottabothunna btech student la confidence kakkukuntu lopaliki veltham                                                               

Lopaliki velli kurchuni paper chudagaane....................                                                 


chukkalu ..nakshatralu ..galaxies motham kanipisthai..asalu entidhi anipisthundi.
Ventaney as usual typical btech student laga atu itu tirigi friends ni chusthe valla expression ila      
asalu em jaruguthondi ra ikkada annattu chustharu..

Inkemundi ...exam easy annanduku friends ni , sarigga prepare avvani manani banda boothulu tittukuni , oka sad expression pettukuni, chethilo pen pattukuni chadivindi guthu techukodaniki ghajini lo surya laga try chesi, chivariki pakkinti aunty sankranthi muggu kosam pettinattu ishtamochinattu chukkalu petti bayatiki vachestham.

kaaaaaaaani oka vishayam ..Students kante pedha optimists ee prapancham lone undaru.
Enni gslv lu fail aina malli try chese isro valla laaga " bhayya paper tough ga undi ra ..cut off baga taggistharu anukunta.. .Manaki kakapothe evariki vasthundi ra antaaru "
Adhi vini malli face lo chandramukhi kallalo kanipinchentha velugu vachesthundi

Inthalo sudden ga results antaaru..velli bindaas ga kurchunte ..vaadu vachi evo fees kattani student names laga 10-20 names chadivi migatha vallu dobeyachu antaadu .Andulo mana peru undadhu . anthe ika  
okkasari background lo Tide avaakkayyara ad gurthosthundi !!
select aina vallu avvani vallani chusi
Paiga appude intlo vallu call chestharu.Emaindi ra? ante ...

Student: :


Parent:   :........ ani acha telugu lo pachi mantralu start.Asalu nuvvu epudu chadivavu ra job raavadaniki ani jeevitham meedha virakthi vachetattu mechukuntaaru


Student:

Century kottadaaniki velli first ball lone duck out aipoina batsman la feel ayyi oka 3 to 4 days depression loki velthamu..tarvatha malli as usual.Vere job kosam malli pichi kukkalla kottukovadam start.

Prathi okkadu call chesi mama naku job vachindi ante....               






Chivariki edo oka dabba comany lo job raavadamo lekapothe Ms ani fix avvadamo jaruguthundi.

Intiki evarina relatives vachi parents ni mee vadu em chesthunnadu job ekkada vachindi ani adigithe ventane 
 
parents " vaadi moham emi chetakadhu ..Edo vachindi le" ani mechukuntunaro tidthunnaro ardham kaakundcheptharu.

Manam

Idi B.tech students katha ..vyatha..Ilaanti experience jeevitham lo malli malli raadhu .
So vachinapude njoy cheali .

Meerandaru alage njoy chesthu companies ki attend avthu ..biscuit chesukuntu munduki saagutaarani na hope :P

Saturday, August 13, 2011

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